What do a 9 volt battery and woman's asshole have in common? You know it's wrong, but you eventually stick your tongue to it.

What do a 9 volt battery and woman's asshole have in common? You know it's wrong, but you eventually stick your tongue to it.  - What do a 9 volt battery and woman's asshole have in common? You know it's wrong, but you eventually stick your tongue to it.   Foul Bachelorette Frog

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No-shave november? you mean wintertime?

No-shave november? you mean wintertime?

wears low-cut shirt while studying unable to focus because distracted by own cleavage

wears low-cut shirt while studying unable to focus because distracted by own cleavage

wear jeans with hole in right knee. Shave right knee.

wear jeans with hole in right knee. Shave right knee.

"oh hey, see you in class tomorrow" now i have to wear different clothes tomorrow

Wear new Push up bra get distracted by own cleavage

Wear new Push up bra get distracted by own cleavage

worn the same bra for a week couple more days won't hurt

worn the same bra for a week couple more days won't hurt

Don't want to wear bra to grocery store Leave coat on

Don't want to wear bra to grocery store Leave coat on

Fell asleep masturbating woke up with raisin fingers

Fell asleep masturbating woke up with raisin fingers

Go to bed on clean sheets. Wake up on Japanese flag

Go to bed on clean sheets. Wake up on Japanese flag

I had to wear sweatpants today because i only shaved one leg

I had to wear sweatpants today because i only shaved one leg
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