What's that? Yes, as a matter of fact, I do speak Elvish.

What's that? Yes, as a matter of fact, I do speak Elvish.  - What's that? Yes, as a matter of fact, I do speak Elvish.   Humanities Professor

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I like students to have a strong opinion as long as it's my opinon

I like students to have a strong opinion as long as it's my opinon

I don't always read your essays But when i do i'm usually disappointed

I don't always read your essays But when i do i'm usually disappointed

Goes to postmodernist conference, says language is meaningless. Goes to restaurant afterwards, bickers over bill.

Goes to postmodernist conference, says language is meaningless. Goes to restaurant afterwards, bickers over bill.

Assign 3000 pages of reading Never discuss them in class

Assign 3000 pages of reading Never discuss them in class

When Hemingway uses a semicolon, he is a genius When you use a semicolon, you're a moron

When Hemingway uses a semicolon, he is a genius When you use a semicolon, you're a moron

require books written by self $100 EACH

require books written by self $100 EACH

I really enjoyed reading your final essay! B.

I really enjoyed reading your final essay! B.

Invited to speak at conference claiming reality is a social construct. Flies there on jet that took hundreds of engineers to design.

Invited to speak at conference claiming reality is a social construct. Flies there on jet that took hundreds of engineers to design.

i have my own mental checklist of what needs to be in the essay Has ta grade everything

i have my own mental checklist of what needs to be in the essay Has ta grade everything

Gives a stirring lecture about plato. You ask about it outside class. He lights a cigarette, says "ya, whatever" and walks away

Gives a stirring lecture about plato. You ask about it outside class. He lights a cigarette, says
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