Hermione, I need a sammich Why don't you ask Ron to make you one? He doesn't use mayonnaise.

Hermione, I need a sammich Why don't you ask Ron to make you one? He doesn't use mayonnaise. - Hermione, I need a sammich Why don't you ask Ron to make you one? He doesn't use mayonnaise.  Horny Harry

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Lets play the firetruck game. I'll run my hand up your leg and when you want me to stop, yell "redlight" Redlight! Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.

Lets play the firetruck game. I'll run my hand up your leg and when you want me to stop, yell

Hermione, I'm so horny Well, I guess I could help you out, as a friend... I want anal

Hermione, I'm so horny Well, I guess I could help you out, as a friend... I want anal

Wanna play the rape game? NO that's the spirit

Wanna play the rape game? NO that's the spirit

I WANT MY DICK INSIDE YOU HARRY, THAT'S JUST OUT OF THE- I WAS TALKING TO RON

I WANT MY DICK INSIDE YOU HARRY, THAT'S JUST OUT OF THE- I WAS TALKING TO RON

...so i say to voldemort 'y u no have nose?'. true story. this is so annoying! if i hear one more internet meme reference from you tonight, you will not get laid! challenge accepted

...so i say to voldemort 'y u no have nose?'. true story. this is so annoying! if i hear one more internet meme reference from you tonight, you will not get laid! challenge accepted

Hermione, do you know how to summon a million tiny wizards? Harry, there's no such spell-- fap-fap-fap-fap-fap...

Hermione, do you know how to summon a million tiny wizards? Harry, there's no such spell-- fap-fap-fap-fap-fap...

hermoine, have you ever heard that old saying, "you are what you eat?" Of course, Harry. It's been around for centuries. then you understand why i'm such a pussy?

hermoine, have you ever heard that old saying,

If you woke up in a tent with a sore ass and a quarter in your hand would you tell anyone? no want to go camping?

If you woke up in a tent with a sore ass and a quarter in your hand would you tell anyone? no want to go camping?

hermione, about the other night oh, harry, we both know it was a mistake i'm pregnant.

hermione, about the other night oh, harry, we both know it was a mistake i'm pregnant.

hermoine, do you know why opinions are like orgasms? no i don't care if you have one

hermoine, do you know why opinions are like orgasms? no i don't care if you have one
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