-     Delusional Dave

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Her friends left when I sat next to her she planned it

Her friends left when I sat next to her she planned it

She told me to get the fuck away that must be girl for "i love you"

She told me to get the fuck away that must be girl for

she rejected me? she wants me to try harder

she rejected me? she wants me to try harder

Girl roundhouse kicks me She wanted to show me how wild she is in the sack

Girl roundhouse kicks me She wanted to show me how wild she is in the sack

She said if i didn't leave, she'd call her boyfriend to kick my ass she's wants me to prove how strong i am

She said if i didn't leave, she'd call her boyfriend to kick my ass she's wants me to prove how strong i am

Girl says "It's nice to see you!" She wants my balls

Girl says

I can't have your number? you must want me to follow you home again

I can't have your number? you must want me to follow you home again

GIRL ACCEPTS FRIEND REQUEST SHE WANTS MY PENIS

GIRL ACCEPTS FRIEND REQUEST SHE WANTS MY PENIS

GIRL SAYS "BYEE" INSTEAD OF "BYE" SHE WANTS ME

GIRL SAYS

Bartender gave me this filthy glass she knows me all too well

Bartender gave me this filthy glass she knows me all too well
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