kenny powers

PHiladelphia you're fucking out!

PHiladelphia you're fucking out!  kenny powers

why should i have to lift weights if i can already throw a 100 mph pitch? fuck that

why should i have to lift weights if i can already throw a 100 mph pitch? fuck that  kenny powers

you just got double teamed bitch

you just got double teamed bitch  kenny powers

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen before. You know that’s how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting birdbath in someone’s back yard that rats… made sex to b

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen before. You know that’s how the plague started back in the day. From a little disgusting birdbath in someone’s back yard that rats… made sex to b  kenny powers

oh, what do i know? i know that one of us had their own personal stylist, and one of us shoplifts their shit from Fashion bug, that's what i know.

oh, what do i know? i know that one of us had their own personal stylist, and one of us shoplifts their shit from Fashion bug, that's what i know.  kenny powers

You wanna know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife, Tina. Yeah, she was a stripper. And if Montel Williams wants to talk shit some more then he can go fuck himself, 'cause those charges were dropped.

You wanna know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife, Tina.  Yeah, she was a stripper. And if Montel Williams wants to talk shit some more then he can go fuck himself, 'cause those charges were dropped.
  kenny powers

John Rocker... If only my show aired before you acted like a dick, People would find you hilarious


John Rocker... 
If only my show aired before you acted like a dick, People would find you hilarious  kenny powers

I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.

I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world.
 Kiss my ass and suck my dick... everyone.    kenny powers

What did I hurt to go to rehab? I hurt my nose

What did I hurt to go to rehab? I hurt my nose  kenny powers

Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.

 Kiss my ass and suck my dick, everyone.  kenny powers
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