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[thinks to self] Now, how does this newfangled thing work? [dials phone] "Flagler Hospital- how may I direct your call?" This is Rutherford B. Hayes. I would like to speak with President Gordy. He may know me better as 'Rootherford' Real Presidents know

[thinks to self]
Now, how does this newfangled thing work?
[dials phone]

used a typewriter before it was cool

used a typewriter before it was cool  hip rutherford b hayes

I saw some of those Corpse Men myself during the war. The trick is to shoot them in the head.

 I saw some of those Corpse Men myself during the war.  The trick is to shoot them in the head.  hip rutherford b hayes

voted for obama 234,567 times

voted for obama 234,567 times  hip rutherford b hayes

Hayes invited Thomas Edison to the "peoples house" Obama invited Solyndra Executives to the people's pockets.

Hayes invited Thomas Edison to the

Oversaw the end of Reconstruction of US after Civil War Obama implements Deconstruction prior to Civil War

Oversaw the end of Reconstruction of US after Civil War Obama implements Deconstruction prior to Civil War  hip rutherford b hayes

That bitch said what? Sheeeeeeet

That bitch said what? Sheeeeeeet  hip rutherford b hayes

Had one of the first phones in D.C. Also had these "new-fangled" things called fact-checkers.

Had one of the first phones in D.C. Also had these

I MAY HAVE BEEN CALLED "RUTHERFRAUD" B. HAYES, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT THAT BRUTHA FRAUD, B. HUSSEIN

I MAY HAVE BEEN CALLED

The 1880s called to say i was awesome

The 1880s called to say i was awesome  hip rutherford b hayes
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