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[thinks to self] Now, how does this newfangled thing work? [dials phone] "Hello, White House - how may I direct your call?" This is Rutherford B. Hayes. I would like to speak with President Obama. He may know me better as 'Rootherford' REAL MEN DON'T TAK

[thinks to self]
Now, how does this newfangled thing work?
[dials phone]

I FOUGHT TO FREE THE ENSLAVED... ...NOT TO ENSLAVE THE FREE.

I FOUGHT TO FREE THE ENSLAVED... ...NOT TO ENSLAVE THE FREE.  hip rutherford b hayes

is this the face of a man who doesn't know his 1870s technology? NO

is this the face of a man who doesn't know his 1870s technology? NO  hip rutherford b hayes

...Neither will Obama!! #realmenhavebeards Not on Mount Rushmore

...Neither will Obama!! #realmenhavebeards Not on Mount Rushmore  hip rutherford b hayes

made oceans recede using only his beard

made oceans recede using only his beard  hip rutherford b hayes

rutherford b. hayes Didn't Give the Queen of England an iPod loaded with his own speeches.

rutherford b. hayes Didn't Give the Queen of England an iPod loaded with his own speeches.   hip rutherford b hayes

True Story Turned down the titles, "Hot Buttered Soul", and "Purple Hayes", for his memoirs, before finally settling on, "I never phoned it in!"

True Story Turned down the titles,

I was a vigorous opponent of slavery You think blacks belong on the Democrat plantation

I was a vigorous opponent of slavery You think blacks belong on the Democrat plantation  hip rutherford b hayes

FEAR THE BEARD

 FEAR THE BEARD  hip rutherford b hayes

Unlike you . . . I actually attended a Kenyon College and graduated from a Harvard Law School!

Unlike you . . . I actually attended a Kenyon College and graduated from a Harvard Law School!  hip rutherford b hayes
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