drunk baby

so this guy in a dress tries to drown me and - I kid you not - my family just stands there taking pictures

so this guy in a dress tries to drown me and - I kid you not - my family just stands there taking pictures  drunk baby

Hey, hey what is this shit? i ordered a middle class brew

Hey, hey what is this shit? i ordered a middle class brew   drunk baby

BARTENDER! Who's tits do you have to suck to get a milk around here?

BARTENDER! Who's tits do you have to suck to get a milk around here?  drunk baby

swear to god man, i can't drive but damn if those jingling keys aren't fucking hilarious

swear to god man, i can't drive but damn if those jingling keys aren't fucking hilarious  drunk baby

I was born with a short right index finger. Im a lefty

I was born with a short right index finger. Im a lefty  drunk baby

Gunjubas ready up? NO,I brake My glass with cola

Gunjubas ready up? NO,I brake My glass with cola   drunk baby

so there i was, watching f..f..f..fraggle rock

so there i was, watching f..f..f..fraggle rock   drunk baby

Bitch pass that shit! This brew got a nigga faded...

Bitch pass that shit!  This brew got a nigga faded...   drunk baby

But you didn't have to cut me off Last time it was joey that threw the bar stool and then puked

But you didn't have to cut me off Last time it was joey that threw the bar stool and then puked   drunk baby

And I was Like, Who Fuck is this fat red motherFucker

And I was Like, Who Fuck is this fat 
red motherFucker   drunk baby
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