drunk baby

My mom told me to open wide I shit you not I ate a airplane!

My mom told me to open wide I shit you not I ate a airplane!   drunk baby

ordered my 17th apple juice using DineTouch next thing I know, want to have something called sex

 ordered my 17th apple juice using DineTouch  next thing I know, want to have something called sex  drunk baby

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.

SO I was sucking on her tits Then the husband walks in and I just shit myself.  drunk baby

So you don't know Exorcizphobia? Let me tell you something about Exorcizphobia If you like beer! You gonna love them!

So you don't know Exorcizphobia? Let me tell you something about Exorcizphobia If you like beer! You gonna love them!  drunk baby

And then I realized the world needs a drink

And then I realized the world needs a drink   drunk baby

Dont drink and drive Trust me

Dont drink and drive Trust me  drunk baby

ineedya...ineedyatadosomething forme...willyou?? go fuck yerself

ineedya...ineedyatadosomething
forme...willyou?? go fuck yerself  drunk baby

Damn im so drunk right now Fuck it YOLO

Damn im so drunk right now Fuck it YOLO   drunk baby

Womens is biches. I simplys ass... ask dis.. dis woman out and da bich goes nuts. Scre..screamin'...YER HURTIN' MA ARMS!!!

Womens is biches. I simplys ass... ask dis.. dis woman out and da bich goes nuts.
Scre..screamin'...YER HURTIN' MA ARMS!!!   drunk baby

I... *Hiccup* Shit you not The Fug..n Airplane was head'd Straight for my mouth.

I... *Hiccup* Shit you not The Fug..n Airplane was head'd Straight for my mouth.  drunk baby
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