drunk baby

I am going to open up a happy ending massage parlour and call it... FEELING KNOTTY?

I am going to open up a happy ending massage parlour and call it... FEELING KNOTTY?   drunk baby

Shieet... jay are you lit your cig backwards

Shieet... jay are you lit your cig backwards   drunk baby

Last time I drank this much All I remember is sucking titties and shitting on myself

Last time I drank this much All I remember is sucking titties and shitting on myself  drunk baby

And so i stabbed the fucker And took his mints Caption 4 goes here

And so i stabbed the fucker And took his mints  Caption 4 goes here  drunk baby

And then I says to her, The Kitchen is that way

And then I says to her,  The Kitchen is that way   drunk baby

Plays Pokemon drunk Catches shiny

Plays Pokemon drunk Catches shiny  drunk baby

and i shit you not the cubs won the world series on xbox when you see it

and i shit you not the cubs won the world series  on xbox when you see it  drunk baby

Similac!? Are you trying to kill me? Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here

Similac!? Are you trying to kill me?  Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here  drunk baby

where the white women at?

where the white women at?  drunk baby

so then i says to my son, i says No, YOU'RE drunk

so then i says to my son, i says No, YOU'RE drunk   drunk baby
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