drunk baby

So I said to that scammer bitch, I ain't born yesterday

So I said to that scammer bitch, I ain't born yesterday   drunk baby

So I took her to a martini bar. Bitches love martini bars.

So I took her to a martini bar. Bitches love martini bars.  drunk baby

her Breastfeeding mom has too much wine tells you to "chill" when she is crank calling her pre-school teacher

her Breastfeeding mom has too much wine tells  you to

3 Days, no sleep that's x-com, baby!

3 Days, no sleep that's x-com, baby!  drunk baby

oi! fuck off there last call isn't until 2pm. i still have an hour to suck these tits.

oi! fuck off there last call isn't until 2pm. i still have an hour to suck these tits.  drunk baby

Somebody call a stroller... i'm too drunk to drive

Somebody call a stroller... i'm too drunk to drive   drunk baby

No officer, I can't recite the alphabet backwards i can't even recite it forwards i'm a damn baby!

No officer, I can't recite the alphabet backwards i can't even recite it forwards i'm a damn baby!  drunk baby

ONS GAAN NOU BRAAI! nOU!

ONS GAAN NOU BRAAI! nOU!  drunk baby

I need a piss, wait here........ ...............ok, all done.

I need a piss, wait here........ ...............ok, all done.    drunk baby

You see this? Worlds smallest violin. Shaddup.

You see this? Worlds smallest violin. Shaddup.  drunk baby
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