drunk baby

I snuck alcohol into work using my stomach

I snuck alcohol into work using my stomach   drunk baby

And that is when she asked me to pinch it like this

And that is when she asked me to pinch it like this  drunk baby

Soooo the other night, meet this bird we banged..!

Soooo the other night, meet this bird we banged..!  drunk baby

So I was waiting for the subway And that dumb bitch let me roll right onto the tracks

So I was waiting for the subway And that dumb bitch let me roll right onto the tracks   drunk baby

you know i am not wearing any diaper right

you know i am not wearing any diaper right    drunk baby

The guy's nowhere to be found Then I hear "peek-a-boo", and, no shit, there he is again

The guy's nowhere to be found Then I hear

You can't be hungover if you're still drunk

You can't be hungover if you're still drunk   drunk baby

Maybe you should eat roses so your boob milk doesnt stink when it comes out of my ass

Maybe you should eat roses so your boob milk doesnt stink when it comes out of my ass  drunk baby

I'm sorry That I ruined your wife's vagina

I'm sorry That I ruined your wife's vagina  drunk baby

so i'm driving home and i see the cops and i think to myself "When did i learn how to drive?"

so i'm driving home and i see the cops and i think to myself
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