drunk baby

after 3 beers my poop smells like asparagus

after 3 beers my poop smells like asparagus  drunk baby

To all moms-to-be: If Snooki can do it, you can do it!

To all moms-to-be: If Snooki can do it, you can do it!  drunk baby

I don't understand, why does ur face come out When u say peek-a-boo, make it stop!

I don't understand, why does ur face come out When u say peek-a-boo, make it stop!  drunk baby

you know what i don't even...i don't even, like, muhfuhn *care* anymore... they can sequester **deez nutz**

you know what i don't even...i don't even, like, muhfuhn *care* anymore... they can sequester **deez nutz**   drunk baby

And i said HEY, i like my candy like i like my music without the stupid rapper!

And i said HEY, i like my candy like i like my music without the stupid rapper!   drunk baby

i shit you not she wiped my ass and kissed me after

 i shit you not she wiped my ass and kissed me after  drunk baby

"got your nose" she said "got milk?" i asked

So then, so then i said headphones? Bitch i just hit the mutha fuckin synch button

So then, so then i said headphones? Bitch i just hit the mutha fuckin synch button  drunk baby

That bitch said she went to BYU So i punched her in the vag

That bitch said she went to BYU So i punched her in the vag  drunk baby

she's screamin', he's pokin' me in the face next thing i know, i'm kicking the shit out of a pregnant broad

she's screamin', he's pokin' me in the face next thing i know, i'm kicking the shit out of a pregnant broad  drunk baby
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