drunk baby

so i told the lady, "ga ga?" and the bitch starts playing the worst music I've ever heard

so i told the lady,

OK!! So mais um gole...

OK!! So mais um gole...  drunk baby

solia emborracharme en el chirri's pero me dijeron que en alemania las jarras eran mas grandes y mas bartas

solia emborracharme en el chirri's pero me dijeron que en alemania las jarras eran mas grandes y mas bartas  drunk baby

and i shit you not the spoon was a plastic airplane that landed right in my mouth !

and i shit you not the spoon was a plastic airplane that landed right in my mouth !  drunk baby

Luke c'è 10 PORCADDDIOOOOOOAèDOWINFNVNOSNBIGJNVEOBNSOENBDOBNORNWBAOòNB

Luke c'è 10 PORCADDDIOOOOOOAèDOWINFNVNOSNBIGJNVEOBNSOENBDOBNORNWBAOòNB
  drunk baby

so then i-...wait, hold on a sec i think i just......yep i just shit my pants

so then i-...wait, hold on a sec i think i just......yep i just shit my pants  drunk baby

This chick is creepy, man Insists on wiping my ass, then pretends to eat my belly button. Ew.

This chick is creepy, man Insists on wiping my ass,
then pretends to eat my belly button. Ew.   drunk baby

SO I ONLY FUKING SEZ TO HER STOP ME AGAIN WHEN IM WALKING AND ILL CUT YOUR FUKING JACOBS OFF

SO I ONLY FUKING SEZ TO HER  STOP ME AGAIN WHEN IM WALKING AND ILL CUT YOUR FUKING JACOBS OFF  drunk baby

so then i says to the guy, if you put your finger in my face again...im gonna squeeze the shit outta it

so then i says to the guy, if you put your finger in my face again...im gonna squeeze the shit outta it  drunk baby

WE DID A THING WHERE WE DRINK EVERY TIME J.R. SMITH SHAT A 22-FOOTER AAAAAAND HERE WE ARE!

WE DID A THING WHERE WE DRINK EVERY TIME J.R. SMITH SHAT A 22-FOOTER AAAAAAND HERE WE ARE!  drunk baby
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