drunk baby

mutherfucker stole my nose i haven't smelt shit since 2011

mutherfucker stole my nose i haven't smelt shit since 2011   drunk baby

I shit you not, the train was coming right at my mouth it wasn't a train! but

I shit you not, the train was coming right at my mouth                it wasn't a train! but  drunk baby

I kid you not The airplane was coming right for my mouth

I kid you not The airplane was coming right
 for my mouth   drunk baby

Hey you. Yeah, you. I totally been in your wife's pussy longer than you.

Hey you. Yeah, you. I totally been in your wife's pussy longer than you.  drunk baby

Hey oh oh listen up there Sausage tits. You do that again and Ima have johnny get you the fuck outta here ok chachi?

Hey oh oh listen up there Sausage tits. You do that again and Ima have johnny get you the fuck outta here ok chachi?   drunk baby

my dad is an asshole man i swear he was sucking the tit I suck from.

my dad is an asshole man i swear he was sucking the tit I suck from.  drunk baby

don't be jealous if beer came out of your boobs you'd totally be my favorite

don't be jealous if beer came out of your boobs you'd totally be my favorite   drunk baby

Wait A Minute! I AGREED WHAT WITH MONCKTON?

Wait A Minute! I AGREED WHAT WITH MONCKTON?   drunk baby

I told her i'm not wearing this ugly blue sweater then she buttoned it and now i'm fucked cause I'm wasted and my fine motor control is fucking gone

I told her i'm not wearing this ugly blue sweater then she buttoned it and now i'm fucked cause I'm wasted and my fine motor control is fucking gone  drunk baby

We're leaving? Ok, let me just grab my beer

We're leaving? Ok, let me just grab my beer  drunk baby
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