drunk baby

That fucker was all like Goo Goo Ga ga So I just punched him in the face

That fucker was all like Goo Goo Ga ga So I just punched him in the face   drunk baby

Meanwhile In England

Meanwhile In England   drunk baby

So I says to the guy No! Happy birthday to YOU

So I says to the guy No! Happy birthday to YOU  drunk baby

Ya know what really chaps my ass? this diaper

Ya know what really chaps my ass? this diaper   drunk baby

you see this?? its the world's tiniest rolling pin and i'm makin you a cookie

you see this?? its the world's tiniest rolling pin and i'm makin you a cookie  drunk baby

bitch, please one does not simply use the wrong meme Caption 4 goes here

bitch, please one does not simply use the wrong meme  Caption 4 goes here  drunk baby

and i said no, no, no, pika-boo to you

and i said no, no, no, pika-boo to you  drunk baby

The guy's nowhere to be found Then I hear "peek-a-boo," and I shit you not, there he was

The guy's nowhere to be found Then I hear

Fuck It, go ahead you can take my temperature.

Fuck It, go ahead you can take my temperature.  drunk baby

And I say, "That's no airplane... ...That's a spoon"

And I say,
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