drunk baby

9 months on the inside would drive anyone to drink

9 months on the inside would drive anyone to drink  drunk baby

They say childbirth is one of the most painful things a person can experience i didnt feel nothin'

They say childbirth is one of the most painful things a person can experience i didnt feel nothin'   drunk baby

I won't even lie, This bitch had hairy nipples.

I won't even lie, This bitch had hairy nipples.                 drunk baby

so i'm like, "jingle those keys in my face one more time and i'll slap yer fuckin--" "oooh! keys!"

so i'm like,

What do you mean... "Almost" weekend?

What do you mean...

i shit you not the airplane was coming straight for my mouth!

i shit you not the airplane was coming straight for my mouth!  drunk baby

Peekaboo? Look here you, just because I don't have object perman...Hahahahahahahaha!

Peekaboo?  Look here you, just because I don't have object perman...Hahahahahahahaha!  drunk baby

look, I could have gotten the part if i really felt like i needed it But hey, now he gets to be the etrade baby and...ill be fine. like who really needs that? i mean...its just like (sniff) whatever ya know? all you can do is keep on livin this life and

look, I could have gotten the part if i really felt like i needed it  But hey, now he gets to be the etrade baby and...ill be fine. like who really needs that? i mean...its just like (sniff) whatever ya know? all you can do is keep on livin this life and   drunk baby

So this guy in a dress tries to drown me And - I shit you not - My family just stands there and takes pictures

So this guy in a dress tries to drown me And - I shit you not - My family just stands there and takes pictures   drunk baby

Last time I had a drink Her nipples were this big

Last time I had a drink Her nipples were this big  drunk baby
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