drunk baby

I shit you not.... I can't even walk when I'm sober

I shit you not.... I can't even walk when I'm sober  drunk baby

So I says to that lazy fuck Bob Build it your damn self

So I says to that lazy fuck Bob Build it your damn self  drunk baby

this apple juice tastes weird

this apple juice tastes weird   drunk baby

and i said why doesn't the plane land in your mouth

and i said why doesn't the plane land in your mouth  drunk baby

So there I was driving my Corvette And I wake up with boobs in my face

So there I was driving my Corvette  And I wake up with boobs in my face   drunk baby

this guy comes at my dick with a knife I tried to stop him but I haven't figured these arms out yet

this guy comes at my dick with a knife I tried to stop him but I haven't figured these arms out yet  drunk baby

And I shit you not He took my fucking nose off

And I shit you not He took my fucking nose off  drunk baby

I gotta tell yer... Dem tits is beautiful!

I gotta tell yer... Dem tits is beautiful!   drunk baby

AND THEN, THIS MOHEL GUY COMES AFTER MY JUNK WITH A KNIFE AND - I SHIT YOU NOT - I GOT HERPES

AND THEN, THIS MOHEL GUY COMES AFTER MY JUNK WITH A KNIFE AND - I SHIT YOU NOT - I GOT HERPES  drunk baby

Hey sugar tits, You ever breastfeed?

Hey sugar tits, You ever breastfeed?  drunk baby
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