Vengeance Dad

They were "too full" before we started dinner They were "too dead" by the end of it

They were

Family complained I was distant surgically Attached them to my face

Family complained I was distant surgically Attached them to my face  Vengeance Dad

(Spoiler Alert) You're adopted

(Spoiler Alert) You're adopted  Vengeance Dad

I loved her Ya blew it. Capiche?

I loved her Ya blew it.  Capiche?  Vengeance Dad

Have a wonderful birthday From the family and i

Have a wonderful birthday From the family and i  Vengeance Dad

They got phones i removed the 1 and 9

They got phones i removed the 1 and 9  Vengeance Dad

Wife said i have a small penis Used razor blades for extra length

Wife said i have a small penis Used razor blades for extra length  Vengeance Dad

They terminated their contract I terminated thier life

They terminated their contract I terminated thier life  Vengeance Dad

My family wanted to spend time together So I didn't bother with separate beds

My family wanted to spend time together So I didn't bother with separate beds  Vengeance Dad

Have a wonderful birthday jon From the family and i

Have a wonderful birthday jon From the family and i  Vengeance Dad
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