Vengeance Dad

They said my Mustang wasn't a family car so i got rid of the family

They said my Mustang wasn't a family car so i got rid of the family  Vengeance Dad

I've got plenty of power tools in the garage I think I'll make the kids a chess set.

I've got plenty of power tools in the garage
 I think I'll make the kids a chess set.  Vengeance Dad

Yo dawg I heard you liked misused memes So we got you a post about misused memes, with a misused meme - containing threads about misused memes using misused memes, with proper memes referring to misused memes

Yo dawg I heard you liked misused memes So we got you a post about misused memes, with a misused meme - containing threads about misused memes using misused memes, with proper memes referring to misused memes  Vengeance Dad

My family made fun of my mustache... ...once

My family made fun of my mustache... ...once  Vengeance Dad

Incest is best!! Keep it in the family!!

Incest is best!! Keep it in the family!!  Vengeance Dad

She left the dishes in the sink I left her body in the river

She left the dishes in the sink I left her body in the river  Vengeance Dad

They forgot fathers day I forgot to turn the stove off.

They forgot fathers day I forgot to turn the stove off.  Vengeance Dad

they said game night was boring. so i rented finding nemo.

they said game night was boring. so i rented finding nemo.  Vengeance Dad

Why do they like good guy greg more than me ? Is it the stache ? the glasses ? the family ? i can get rid of them you know

Why do they like good guy greg more than me ? Is it the stache ? the glasses ? the family ? i can get rid of them you know  Vengeance Dad

SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T SLEEP BECAUSE THE TV WAS TOO LOUD NOW SHE SLEEPS 6 FEET UNDER THE HOUSE

SHE SAID SHE COULDN'T SLEEP BECAUSE THE TV WAS TOO LOUD NOW SHE SLEEPS 6 FEET UNDER THE HOUSE  Vengeance Dad
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