Vengeance Dad

Poker night: they said, "Clubs don't beat hearts" "I proved them wrong"

Poker night: they said,

My son said he had a small penis I said like father like son

My son said he had a small penis I said like father like son  Vengeance Dad

They moved the thermostat i moved them to the graveyard

They moved the thermostat i moved them to the graveyard  Vengeance Dad

They said "Camaro isn't a family car" Got rid of the family

They said

I made pancakes. Blueberry pancakes.

I made pancakes. Blueberry pancakes.  Vengeance Dad

Family Game Night? russian roulette it is

Family Game Night? russian roulette it is  Vengeance Dad

they said they could never live without me ok

they said they could never live without me ok  Vengeance Dad

i work hard to feed my family... into the wood chipper

i work hard to feed my family... into the wood chipper  Vengeance Dad

they beat me at scrabble i beat them to death

they beat me at scrabble i beat them to death  Vengeance Dad

it's kinda funny, actually - i gave up all my dreams for them and now they sleep forever

it's kinda funny, actually - 
i gave up all my dreams for them and now they sleep forever  Vengeance Dad
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