Unsuccessful white guy

I got this suit from Armani when I broke into his house.

I got this suit from Armani when I broke into his house.  Unsuccessful white guy

I'm a real team player when it comes to robbing houses to feed my meth addiction

I'm a real team player when it comes to robbing houses to feed my meth addiction  Unsuccessful white guy

Sorry baby, i gotta run My parents will flip out if i'm not home by the curfew

Sorry baby, i gotta run My parents will flip out if i'm not home by the curfew  Unsuccessful white guy

I just got a house arrest bracelet for 90 days

I just got a house arrest bracelet for 90 days  Unsuccessful white guy

I pull in a 6 figure salary But two of those are decimal places

I pull in a 6 figure salary But two of those are decimal places  Unsuccessful white guy

Invite guests over for dinner Bring your own drinks guys

Invite guests over for dinner Bring your own drinks guys   Unsuccessful white guy

Take the piss out me I'll still be white in the morning.

Take the piss out me I'll still be white in the morning.  Unsuccessful white guy

I'm moving to a new office gotta vacuum all the floors

I'm moving to a new office gotta vacuum all the floors  Unsuccessful white guy

I work at Goldman sachs as a night time janitor

I work at Goldman sachs as a night time janitor  Unsuccessful white guy

I use meth. Do you have any meth?

I use meth. Do you have any meth?  Unsuccessful white guy
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