Unimpressed Astronaut

this suit recycles my urine. it tastes like victory

this suit recycles my urine.
it tastes like victory  Unimpressed Astronaut

I AM A FUCKING ASTRONAUT

I AM A FUCKING ASTRONAUT   Unimpressed Astronaut

You can see your house on google earth? That's adorable

You can see your house on google earth? That's adorable  Unimpressed Astronaut

You're in health sci? That must have been hard to get into

You're in health sci? That must have been hard to get into  Unimpressed Astronaut

this man got to the moon in a vehicle crafted out of tinfoil you can't drive to the mall without crashing your volkswagen

this man got to the moon in a vehicle crafted out of tinfoil you can't drive to the mall without crashing your volkswagen  Unimpressed Astronaut

You went on a road trip? That's cute.

You went on a road trip? That's cute.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You can fly a plane? that's cool

You can fly a plane? that's cool  Unimpressed Astronaut

You joined the mile high club? Try the 250,000 mile high club.

You joined the mile high club? Try the 250,000 mile high club.  Unimpressed Astronaut

It's winter in England? i can't imagine how cold that must be dude!

It's winter in England? i can't imagine how cold that must be dude!  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you invest in the stock market? sounds risky...

Oh, you invest in the stock market? sounds risky...  Unimpressed Astronaut
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