Unimpressed Astronaut

You're right it's not rocket science

You're right it's not rocket science  Unimpressed Astronaut

30 Minute commute to work? How do you manage?

30 Minute commute to work? How do you manage?  Unimpressed Astronaut

you have problems parking your hummer? i can't imagine what it must be like to park such a large vehicle.

you have problems parking your hummer? i can't imagine what it must be like to park such a large vehicle.  Unimpressed Astronaut

you had a flat tire today? my oxygen tank fucking exploded

you had a flat tire today? my oxygen tank fucking exploded  Unimpressed Astronaut

You can't have a dump because your toilet is clogged? I have to shit and piss in a bag.

You can't have a dump because your toilet is clogged? I have to shit and piss in a bag.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Got into oxford Got into a space shuttle

Got into oxford Got into a space shuttle  Unimpressed Astronaut

Did anyone see where my golf ball landed? There it is! Crap. It's in a moon dust trap.

Did anyone see where my golf ball landed? There it is!
Crap.  It's in a moon dust trap.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You went heli skiing? that must have been expensive.

You went heli skiing? that must have been expensive.  Unimpressed Astronaut

you are 4 time gladiator in wow? that must be difficult

you are 4 time gladiator in wow? that must be difficult  Unimpressed Astronaut

Really? We're on the moon and all you can say is That's nice???

Really? We're on the moon and all you can say is That's nice???  Unimpressed Astronaut
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