Unimpressed Astronaut

its so humid you can barley breath? tell me about it

its so humid you can barley breath? tell me about it  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your favorite song is "man on the moon" by R.E.M? never heard of it...

Your favorite song is

You run marathons? I just won the space race!

You run marathons? I just won the space race!  Unimpressed Astronaut

So you've got a huge cock, huh? Ok, now I'm jelly

So you've got a huge cock, huh? Ok, now I'm jelly  Unimpressed Astronaut

I noticed your new photos on Instagram so cute

I noticed your new photos on Instagram so cute  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you don't like to go to the barn alone in the dark? Yeah, I get that.

Oh, you don't like to go to the barn alone in the dark? Yeah, I get that.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You doing drugs? I'm high enough without them.

You doing drugs? I'm high enough without them.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh your dad's a rocket scientist? Tell him the O-ring looks...

Oh your dad's a rocket scientist? Tell him the O-ring looks...  Unimpressed Astronaut

Man walks on the moon fuck that ken owns chickens

Man walks on the moon fuck that ken owns chickens  Unimpressed Astronaut

stranded on a deserted isle? startswimming!

stranded on a deserted isle? startswimming!  Unimpressed Astronaut
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