Unimpressed Astronaut

Freestyle skateboarding? that's cute

Freestyle skateboarding? that's cute  Unimpressed Astronaut

NIGGERS THERE ARE NONE UP HERE

NIGGERS THERE ARE NONE UP HERE  Unimpressed Astronaut

Great Barrier Reef? Mediocre at best

Great Barrier Reef? Mediocre at best  Unimpressed Astronaut

Isaac's fro gets in your way? Asteroids got in mine

Isaac's fro gets in your way? Asteroids got in mine  Unimpressed Astronaut

if i take off my glove my hand will explode

if i take off my glove my hand will explode   Unimpressed Astronaut

well I see we've left a flag here now to look for some oil

well I see we've left a flag here now to look for some oil  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh you have 5 highschool midterms? your life must be so difficult

Oh you have 5 highschool midterms? your life must be so difficult  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you did all that while studying abroad? That's nice.

Oh, you did all that while studying abroad? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You think plane seats are cramped and uncomfortable? That's cute.

You think plane seats are cramped and uncomfortable? That's cute.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh you landed a jet on the runway? Congrats...

Oh you landed a jet on the runway? Congrats...  Unimpressed Astronaut
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