Unimpressed Astronaut

Ryan Swantek After Studying Communications at Toledo. Success.

Ryan Swantek After Studying Communications at Toledo. Success.  Unimpressed Astronaut

you rode the orange ride on mission space? you're so brave

you rode the orange ride on mission space? you're so brave  Unimpressed Astronaut

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together!

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together!  Unimpressed Astronaut

You parachuted from 128,000 feet? Must have been an adventure.

You parachuted from 128,000 feet? Must have been an adventure.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You went to space camp? That's cute.

You went to space camp? That's cute.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You've been to china? i can't imagine how big the great wall is so close up

You've been to china? i can't imagine how big the great wall is so close up  Unimpressed Astronaut

You've been to china? i can't imagine how big the great wall is so close up

You've been to china? i can't imagine how big the great wall is so close up  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, You went handgliding? View must have been awesome

Oh, You went handgliding? View must have been awesome  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you feel lonely at work? Bitch please

Oh, you feel lonely at work? Bitch please   Unimpressed Astronaut

Neil Armstrong.. can trump any of your stories

Neil Armstrong.. can trump any of your stories  Unimpressed Astronaut
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