Unimpressed Astronaut

So, your car does 0 to 60 in 4.2 seconds. That's mach 60 right?

So, your car does 0 to 60 in 4.2 seconds. That's mach 60 right?  Unimpressed Astronaut

two down billions to go......we're gonna need a faster ship

two down billions to go......we're gonna need a faster ship  Unimpressed Astronaut

Driving on fumes, near empty stressful? Landed with less than 12 seconds of fuel and named parking space Tranquility Base

Driving on fumes, near empty stressful? Landed with less than 12 seconds of fuel and named parking space Tranquility Base  Unimpressed Astronaut

HOLLYWOOD SOUND STAGE

HOLLYWOOD SOUND STAGE  Unimpressed Astronaut

You say you're so high you feel like you in space? ya, how were those zero g bong rips? in space.

You say you're so high you feel like you in space? ya, how were those zero g bong rips? in space.  Unimpressed Astronaut

It's that big, huh? funny, I can't see it from here.

It's that big, huh? funny, I can't see it from here.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You went to Rockefeller Center to see the tree? That's nice.

You went to Rockefeller Center to see the tree? That's nice.   Unimpressed Astronaut

so i heard my girlfriend is pregnant SAFE!

so i heard my girlfriend is pregnant SAFE!  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you climbed Mt. Everest? So you must be only like the 5000th. person to ever do it, huh?

Oh, you climbed Mt. Everest? So you must be only like the 5000th. person to ever do it, huh?  Unimpressed Astronaut

You took an arrow to the knee? That must have been a life-changer

You took an arrow to the knee? That must have been a life-changer  Unimpressed Astronaut
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