Unimpressed Astronaut

That moment When your ship crashes on your own space debris

That moment When your ship crashes on your own space debris  Unimpressed Astronaut

You faked sick? That must have been hard

You faked sick? That must have been hard  Unimpressed Astronaut

Can't poop in a public restroom? How do you hold it in so long?

Can't poop in a public restroom? How do you hold it in so long?  Unimpressed Astronaut

HEY FELIX, NICE BALOON.

HEY FELIX, NICE BALOON.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Struggling in English lit? #CoolStoryBro

Struggling in English lit? #CoolStoryBro  Unimpressed Astronaut

You broke your neck skydiving? That... good god that's terrible, I'm really sorry

You broke your neck skydiving? That... good god that's terrible, I'm really sorry  Unimpressed Astronaut

35 Degrees Outside Try Sleeping on the Dark Side of the Moon

35 Degrees Outside Try Sleeping on the Dark Side of the Moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

All your jeans have holes in them? You better not go outside

All your jeans have holes in them? You better not go outside  Unimpressed Astronaut

Worrying about your Calculus Exam? That must be stressful.

Worrying about your Calculus Exam? That must be stressful.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You went skydiving how was that?

You went skydiving how was that?  Unimpressed Astronaut
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