Unimpressed Astronaut

You could have been like me? but then you took an arrow in the knee? yea ok

You could have been like me? but then you took an arrow in the knee? yea ok  Unimpressed Astronaut

You jailbroke your phone? I jailbroke the world.

You jailbroke your phone? I jailbroke the world.  Unimpressed Astronaut

No girl wants to talk to you? You must feel really lonely

No girl wants to talk to you? You must feel really lonely  Unimpressed Astronaut

You have your own clothing line? It doesn't happen to make million dollar space suits, does it?

You have your own clothing line? It doesn't happen to make million dollar space suits, does it?  Unimpressed Astronaut

Yeah, must be rough getting dust in your 5d

Yeah, must be rough getting dust in your 5d  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you won a CALI award? That's nice.

Oh, you won a CALI award? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

success kid you're cute

success kid you're cute  Unimpressed Astronaut

You have three majors and a minor? Yeah, that's cool I guess.

You have three majors and a minor?  Yeah, that's cool I guess.   Unimpressed Astronaut

So what school do you go to? I went to PURDUE

So what school do you go to? I went to PURDUE
  Unimpressed Astronaut

You think you'll never amount to anything? What gave you that idea?

You think you'll never amount to anything? What gave you that idea?  Unimpressed Astronaut
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