Unimpressed Astronaut

Really, that's your favorite elton john song? "your song" is ok , but i'm kinda parcial to a different one

Really, that's your favorite elton john song?

You can moonwalk? You must have a lot of talent

You can moonwalk? You must have a lot of talent  Unimpressed Astronaut

390-hp corvette? I'll stick to my shuttle, thanks.

390-hp corvette? I'll stick to my shuttle, thanks.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Ohh, you're an athiest? That explains a lot

Ohh, you're an athiest? That explains a lot  Unimpressed Astronaut

I can still enter any bar and leave minutes later with a woman on each arm. I bet the girls love it when you tell them about your level 50 Commander Shepherd.

I can still enter any bar and leave minutes later with a woman on each arm. I bet the girls love it when you tell them about your level 50 Commander Shepherd.  Unimpressed Astronaut

got 99 on your calculus exam that is why are part of the 99%

got 99 on your calculus exam that is why are part of the 99%  Unimpressed Astronaut

You Got jet lag on your trip? THATS CUTE

You Got jet lag  on your trip? THATS CUTE  Unimpressed Astronaut

You saw the moon at its perigee? you must have some really cool looking pictures

You saw the moon at its perigee? you must have some really cool looking pictures  Unimpressed Astronaut

oh, you are going to gject 3v3 That's nice.

oh, you are going to gject 3v3 That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

So, you found some interesting rocks at the beach, huh? You must be proud

So, you found some interesting rocks at the beach, huh? You must be proud  Unimpressed Astronaut
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