Unimpressed Astronaut

$3,000 wristwatch? that's pretty expensive

$3,000 wristwatch?   that's pretty expensive  Unimpressed Astronaut

I see you like "astronaut" food.. Must be nice to "change it up"

I see you like

you have a dune buggy? that's cute.

you have a dune buggy? that's cute.  Unimpressed Astronaut

you have jet lag? try rocket lag.

you have jet lag? try rocket lag.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh you got a 4.0 gpa? Oh no shit? I'm only a goddamn astronaut.

Oh you got a 4.0 gpa? Oh no shit? I'm only a goddamn astronaut.   Unimpressed Astronaut

Sharts in spacesuit Houston, we have a problem.

Sharts in spacesuit Houston, we have a problem.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your trip to work takes you an hour each way? you must be exhausted

Your trip to work takes you an hour each way? you must be exhausted  Unimpressed Astronaut

OH CRAP!!! BUZZ, CLOSE THE DOOR AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS I SEE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES

OH CRAP!!! BUZZ, CLOSE THE DOOR AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS I SEE JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your family was brutally raped and murdered before your eyes? Must have been hard

Your family was brutally raped and murdered before your eyes? Must have been hard  Unimpressed Astronaut

Black people on the moon? That's a lie

Black people on the moon? That's a lie  Unimpressed Astronaut
Like us for More!