Unimpressed Astronaut

Your band's show? I'll come IF I'M Not busy

Your band's show? I'll come IF I'M Not busy  Unimpressed Astronaut

YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER'S LICENCE? YOU MUST BE VERY HAPPY

YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER'S LICENCE? YOU MUST BE VERY HAPPY  Unimpressed Astronaut

So you can see your own house from that altitude? Bitch please

So you can see your own house from that altitude? Bitch please  Unimpressed Astronaut

You saved 15% or more on your car insurance?

You saved 15% or more on your car insurance?   Unimpressed Astronaut

Hey Kendrys, you ran on a weightless treadmill? That's cool bro.

Hey Kendrys, you ran on a weightless treadmill? That's cool bro.  Unimpressed Astronaut

i can't see Michelle Bachman from here her asshat costume isn't big enough

i can't see Michelle Bachman from here her asshat costume isn't big enough  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh You're a Redditor? What kind of training does that require?

Oh You're a Redditor? What kind of training does that require?  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your Phone has more computing power than apollo 11? Sounds like a rocket scientist

Your Phone has more computing power than apollo 11? Sounds like a rocket scientist  Unimpressed Astronaut

you were late to work? That sucks.

you were late to work? That sucks.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Can't figure out that integral? that must be difficult

Can't figure out that integral? that must be difficult  Unimpressed Astronaut
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