Unimpressed Astronaut

So, you have your private pilot's license? That's so neat

So, you have your private pilot's license?  That's so neat  Unimpressed Astronaut

You went around the world in 80 days? I got into space in a few minutes

You went around the world in 80 days? I got into space in a few minutes  Unimpressed Astronaut

I don't always gloat, but when I do, It's because I walked on the fucking moon!

I don't always gloat, but when I do, It's because I walked on the fucking moon!  Unimpressed Astronaut

omg no way bro i heard the air is so thin on top of mount everest

omg no way bro i heard the air is so thin on top of mount everest  Unimpressed Astronaut

oh, so you climbed Everest? must have been pretty high up right

oh, so you climbed Everest? must have been pretty high up right  Unimpressed Astronaut

You carried the flag in boyscouts? Cool story bro

You carried the flag in boyscouts? Cool story bro  Unimpressed Astronaut

You had to take a ring to mordor? Sounds rough

You had to take a ring to mordor? Sounds rough  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you live in pearce? that walk must be so exhausting

Oh, you live in pearce? that walk must be so exhausting  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you went to las vegas? That's nice.

Oh, you went to las vegas? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Just finished a round the world tour? Me too.

Just finished a round the world tour? Me too.  Unimpressed Astronaut
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