Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you cant get a cell phone signal? can you hear me now?

Oh, you cant get a cell phone signal? can you hear me now?  Unimpressed Astronaut

4.0 GPA? Good job.

4.0 GPA? Good job.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, so you're from a long time ago in a Galaxy far away? You're a dick, I hope you realise this.

Oh, so you're from a long time ago in a Galaxy far away? You're a dick, I hope you realise this.  Unimpressed Astronaut

you said your vacation was "out of this world"? i beg to differ

you said your vacation was

metric system? whose flag is on the moon?

metric system? whose flag is on the moon?  Unimpressed Astronaut

You nearly fell out of your chair? That's nice.

You nearly fell out of your chair? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Conspiracy Keanu hasn't asked, "what if the moon landing wasn't real?" Actually, I'm impressed.

Conspiracy Keanu hasn't asked,

Oh, so you were 12,000 miles from home? that must suck

Oh, so you were 12,000 miles from home? that must suck  Unimpressed Astronaut

You took 5 bong hits in a row? You must have been really high.

You took 5 bong hits in a row? You must have been really high.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You got a telescope for Christmas? you're gonna have so much fun observing the moon

You got a telescope for Christmas? you're gonna have so much fun observing the moon  Unimpressed Astronaut
Like us for More!