Unimpressed Astronaut

oh you went to Jamaica? that's cool.

oh you went to Jamaica? that's cool.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You just saw the International Space Station pass overhead? Must have been amazing.

You just saw the International Space Station pass overhead? Must have been amazing.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Astronaut? Try, Astro-yeah! like a boss!

Astronaut? Try, Astro-yeah! like a boss!  Unimpressed Astronaut

There's no one on Google+? you must feel so alone

There's no one on Google+? you must feel so alone  Unimpressed Astronaut

Crash landing? Try crash takeoff

Crash landing? Try crash takeoff  Unimpressed Astronaut

Becomes head of the new hire department at nasa reads your resume out loud during your interview

Becomes head of the new hire department at nasa reads your resume out loud during your interview  Unimpressed Astronaut

Restless leg syndrome? Now you're just making shit up

Restless leg syndrome? Now you're just making shit up  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh it's hard to drive in the snow? That's cool

Oh it's hard to drive in the snow? That's cool  Unimpressed Astronaut

So, Jesus walked on water? That's cool, I guess

So, Jesus walked on water? That's cool, I guess  Unimpressed Astronaut

You: "there they are, the himalayas! just look at them!" whatever

You:
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