Unimpressed Astronaut

if your measuring in M.p.h. it's not fast

if your measuring in M.p.h. it's not fast  Unimpressed Astronaut

You hate frozen food? Sucks, Bro

You hate frozen food? Sucks, Bro  Unimpressed Astronaut

work paid you to go on vacation in miami? sounds fun.

work paid you to go on vacation in miami? sounds fun.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You're addicted to social networking? On the far side of the moon, I went 45 minutes without a status update

You're addicted to social networking? On the far side of the moon, I went 45 minutes without a status update   Unimpressed Astronaut

You're a Fighter Pilot? I went through that phase

You're a Fighter Pilot? I went through that phase  Unimpressed Astronaut

oh You drive a hummer? hang on a sec... space command wants me to download a meme of myself.

oh You drive a hummer? hang on a sec... space command wants me to download a meme of myself.  Unimpressed Astronaut

you can see the moon with your telescope? I bet that looks cool

you can see the moon with your telescope? I bet that looks cool  Unimpressed Astronaut

You got a new GPS for your car? must be hard navigating with only road signs

You got a new GPS for your car? must be hard navigating with only road signs  Unimpressed Astronaut

Daily drive to work: 2 hours? Man, i'd hate to be stuck in a vehicle for that long...

Daily drive to work: 2 hours? Man, i'd hate to be stuck in a vehicle for that long...  Unimpressed Astronaut

oh you went on a gap year? wow that must have been so enlightening.

oh you went on a gap year? wow that must have been so enlightening.   Unimpressed Astronaut
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