Unimpressed Astronaut

You have proof that the moon landing was fake? You are such a great investigator, your parents must be proud.

You have proof that the moon landing was fake? You are such a great investigator, your parents must be proud.  Unimpressed Astronaut

airplanes make you claustrophobic? try a space capsule

airplanes make you claustrophobic? try a space capsule  Unimpressed Astronaut

giant leap from more than 24 miles up? That's cute

giant leap from more than 24 miles up? That's cute  Unimpressed Astronaut

You're going to have a house on the beach? Nice

You're going to have a house on the beach? Nice  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your phone has more computing power than my Apollo Spacecraft And you use it to photograph your new haircut in a mirror

Your phone has more computing power than my Apollo Spacecraft And you use it to photograph your new haircut in a mirror  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your car can drive a steady 80 MPH? Mine can do 11...in space.

Your car can drive a steady 80 MPH? Mine can do 11...in space.  Unimpressed Astronaut

12 men have walked on the moon. I am part of the 0.0000001714285714%

12 men have walked on the moon. I am part of the 0.0000001714285714%  Unimpressed Astronaut

a telescope flying on an airplane? that's cool

a telescope flying on an airplane? that's cool  Unimpressed Astronaut

hot air balloons certainly are fun.. alright, well, i guess i'll see ya around!

hot air balloons certainly are fun.. alright, well, i guess i'll see ya around!  Unimpressed Astronaut

hole in one? wow, that's rare

hole in one? wow, that's rare  Unimpressed Astronaut
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