Unimpressed Astronaut

Having trouble writing a paper? life is tough

Having trouble writing a paper? life is tough  Unimpressed Astronaut

The grass is always greener on the other side? Sorry, I was too busy being on the moon to understand that

The grass is always greener on the other side? Sorry, I was too busy being on the moon to understand that   Unimpressed Astronaut

You worked an 8 hour day? Poor baby.

You worked an 8 hour day? Poor baby.  Unimpressed Astronaut

SPace race? Where is russia's flag?

SPace race? Where is russia's flag?  Unimpressed Astronaut

20 hours flying business class? that must have been dreadful.

20 hours flying business class? that must have been dreadful.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Wow, bungee jumping, huh? must've been exhilirating!

Wow, bungee jumping, huh? must've been exhilirating!  Unimpressed Astronaut

oh, you're an airplane pilot? I bet your mother's proud.

oh, you're an airplane pilot? I bet your mother's proud.  Unimpressed Astronaut

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.” landed on moon

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.” landed on moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

You have to drive 300 miles for the holidays? Wow, that's really far.

You have to drive 300 miles for the holidays? Wow, that's really far.  Unimpressed Astronaut

There's no wifi where you are? That must be tough

There's no wifi where you are? That must be tough  Unimpressed Astronaut
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