Unimpressed Astronaut

The Record for a standing long jump is 11.4 feet? What a giant leap

The Record for a standing long jump is 11.4 feet? What a giant leap  Unimpressed Astronaut

You Do drugs to "get high" I earn a salary to do it

You Do drugs to

you're panicking about the mcat tomorrow? grow some balls

you're panicking about the mcat tomorrow? grow some balls  Unimpressed Astronaut

12 men have walked on the moon I'm sure you calc final was quite hard

12 men have walked on the moon I'm sure you calc final was quite hard  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, so you want to be a banker? My office is on the moon.

Oh, so you want to be a banker? My office is on the moon.  Unimpressed Astronaut

When -I- promised her the Moon I got her an actual piece of the Moon

When -I- promised her the Moon I got her an actual piece of the Moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

expecting 2.0 got air units? lets meet again in 9.0

expecting 2.0 got air units? lets meet again in 9.0  Unimpressed Astronaut

I'm the 1% Of the 1%, of the 1%, of the 1%

I'm the 1% Of the 1%, of the 1%, of the 1%  Unimpressed Astronaut

wow, first place at the spelling bee? that's cute.

wow, first place at the spelling bee? that's cute.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your fireworks were the best on the block? So were ours.

Your fireworks were the best on the block? So were ours.  Unimpressed Astronaut
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