Unimpressed Astronaut

You jump started a car? I used a ballpoint pen to start the LM ascent engine

You jump started a car? I used a ballpoint pen to start the LM ascent engine  Unimpressed Astronaut

Chuck norris huh

 Chuck norris huh  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh so your swag is loud? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my spaceship

Oh so your swag is loud? Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my spaceship  Unimpressed Astronaut

can you remember where we left the car?

can you remember where we left the car?   Unimpressed Astronaut

You have to wait to get home to pee? That's nice

You have to wait to get home to pee? That's nice  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh your an airline pilot? Must be a hard job

Oh your an airline pilot? Must be a hard job  Unimpressed Astronaut

you have a lot of karma? congratulations

you have a lot of karma? congratulations  Unimpressed Astronaut

you installed the new windows 8 beta today? i'm sure that will get you to the moon so much faster

you installed the new windows 8 beta today? i'm sure that will get you to the moon so much faster  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, your part of the 1 percent? that's cute.

Oh, your part of the 1 percent? that's cute.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Sorry i wasn't paying attention I was Spacing out

Sorry i wasn't paying attention  I was Spacing out  Unimpressed Astronaut
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