Unimpressed Astronaut

"no matter how far apart two people are they will always be under the same sky" b*itch please

I use to worry how many Facebook friends I had. Now I just worry who they are.

I use to worry how many Facebook friends I had. Now I just worry who they are.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You starred in a space movie? those special effects must have made been amazing

You starred in a space movie? those special effects must have made been amazing  Unimpressed Astronaut

You had your wisdom teeth pulled? I walked on the moon

You had your wisdom teeth pulled? I walked on the moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

You made a picture with dots? That's nice

You made a picture with dots? That's nice  Unimpressed Astronaut

You: "we're in the middle of freaking nowhere." no, we're not.

You:

oh, you killed that spider in the corner of your tub? Im about to go poke around the remains of a transformer, just over this mound behind me.

oh, you killed that spider in the corner of your tub? Im about to go poke around the remains of a transformer, just over this mound behind me.   Unimpressed Astronaut

You're not an astronaut? I better be a pretentious asshole to you

You're not an astronaut? I better be a pretentious asshole to you  Unimpressed Astronaut

did you say something, canada? we can't hear you from up here

did you say something, canada? we can't hear you from up here  Unimpressed Astronaut

You bought an acre on the moon? From whom?

You bought an acre on the moon? From whom?  Unimpressed Astronaut
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