Unimpressed Astronaut

so you have an overly attached girlfriend? that must be rough

so you have an overly attached girlfriend? that must be rough  Unimpressed Astronaut

Jesus walked on water? How cute!

Jesus walked on water? How cute!  Unimpressed Astronaut

you touched a moon rock when you went to nasa? i bet it felt like you were on the moon

you touched a moon rock when you went to nasa? i bet it felt like you were on the moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

Hey Cancer Patient nice oxygen tank

Hey Cancer Patient nice oxygen tank  Unimpressed Astronaut

you've replaced me with willy wonka? his trips must be very fascinating

you've replaced me with willy wonka? his trips must be very fascinating  Unimpressed Astronaut

Poor air quality? that must be rough

Poor air quality?  that must be rough  Unimpressed Astronaut

JOHN MADDEN

 JOHN MADDEN  Unimpressed Astronaut

Arabs be like I will be there in 5 minutes

Arabs be like I will be there in 5 minutes  Unimpressed Astronaut

You made a wallet out of duct tape? impressive

You made a wallet out of duct tape? impressive  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your Ferrari does 195mph? The distance you travel in an hour, i cover in 30 secs

Your Ferrari does 195mph? The distance you travel in an hour, i cover in 30 secs  Unimpressed Astronaut
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