Unimpressed Astronaut

OUTPLAYS A LEVEL 15 MID FUCK IM GOOD

OUTPLAYS A LEVEL 15 MID FUCK IM GOOD  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh you fucked Scarlett Johansson good for you

Oh you fucked Scarlett Johansson good for you  Unimpressed Astronaut

so, you're a brain surgeon? it's not exactly rocket science

so, you're a brain surgeon? it's not exactly 
rocket science  Unimpressed Astronaut

So you played skyrim long enough to find a glitch? sounds pretty exciting

So you played skyrim long enough to find a glitch? sounds pretty exciting  Unimpressed Astronaut

Old Spice man, You're on a horse? I'm on the moon

Old Spice man, You're on a horse? I'm on the moon  Unimpressed Astronaut

My Balls Itch a lot.

My Balls Itch a lot.  Unimpressed Astronaut

last available flight is a red eye? you poor thing

last available flight 
is a red eye? you poor thing  Unimpressed Astronaut

Bungee jumping? I'll have to put that on my bucket list

Bungee jumping? I'll have to put that 
on my bucket list  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you couldn't figure out how to sell 55,000 tickets I landed on the fucking moon.

Oh, you couldn't figure out how to sell 55,000 tickets I landed on the fucking moon.  Unimpressed Astronaut

what's that kid cudi? am i now a stoner rapper?

what's that kid cudi? am i now a stoner rapper?  Unimpressed Astronaut
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