Unimpressed Astronaut

Whitney Houston We have a problem

Whitney Houston We have a problem  Unimpressed Astronaut

You can jump 3 feet in the air? I can jump 20.

You can jump 3 feet in the air? I can jump 20.  Unimpressed Astronaut

your school had to evacuate? That's something you'll never forget

your school had to evacuate? That's something you'll never forget   Unimpressed Astronaut

YOU DRIVE A SATURN I DRIVE A SATURN V

YOU DRIVE A SATURN  I DRIVE A SATURN V  Unimpressed Astronaut

You smoke weed to get high? Bitch I'm floating

You smoke weed to get high? Bitch I'm floating  Unimpressed Astronaut

left your hand prints in the cement? So cute

left your hand prints in the cement? So cute  Unimpressed Astronaut

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ass poop dick dick poop poop  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh you're good at Modern Warfare 3? I'm circle strafing your entire planet right now!

Oh you're good at Modern Warfare 3? I'm circle strafing your entire planet right now!  Unimpressed Astronaut

kid across the street gets moon shoes for christmas LOL

kid across the street gets moon shoes for christmas LOL  Unimpressed Astronaut

You've traveled the world? That must have been quite the trip

You've traveled the world? That must have been quite the trip  Unimpressed Astronaut
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