Unimpressed Astronaut

long distance relationship? that's cute

long distance relationship? that's cute  Unimpressed Astronaut

the cow jumped over the moon? i guess he missed

the cow jumped over the moon? i guess he missed  Unimpressed Astronaut

you came on your girlfriends tits? I blew a load on the moon.

you came on your girlfriends tits? I blew a load on the moon.  Unimpressed Astronaut

She said she needed space Done

She said she needed space Done  Unimpressed Astronaut

you ride amusement park rides every day? i'm so jelly.

you ride amusement park rides every day? i'm so jelly.  Unimpressed Astronaut

I'm sorry to hear Your gps has no signal

I'm sorry to hear Your gps has no signal  Unimpressed Astronaut

you listened to that pink floyd album about it? that must have been a surreal experience

you listened to that pink floyd album about it? that must have been a surreal experience  Unimpressed Astronaut

Your flight took 14 hours? That must have been boring.

Your flight took 14 hours? That must have been boring.  Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh, you have 5 finals coming up? I can't imagine the stress level . . .

Oh, you have 5 finals coming up? I can't imagine the stress level . . .   Unimpressed Astronaut

Think we faked it? Your mom didn't.

Think we faked it? Your mom didn't.  Unimpressed Astronaut
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