Unimpressed Astronaut

oh Your car hit a pothole? that must have been a bumpy ride

oh Your car hit a pothole? that must have been a bumpy ride  Unimpressed Astronaut

What the... Where's the starbucks?

What the... Where's the starbucks?  Unimpressed Astronaut

Metric? Who's flag is on the moon?

Metric? Who's flag is on the moon?  Unimpressed Astronaut

NIGGERS Thank god there are none up here

NIGGERS Thank god there are none up here  Unimpressed Astronaut

Space isn't like, really super glamorous. There's just a lot of daily boring shit to do. Oh really?

Space isn't like, really super glamorous. There's just a lot of daily boring shit to do. Oh really?  Unimpressed Astronaut

no, no... earths cool i used to live there

no, no... earths cool i used to live there  Unimpressed Astronaut

You used to carry the flag in boyscouts? Cool story bro

You used to carry the flag in boyscouts? Cool story bro  Unimpressed Astronaut

Donald Trump has a giant flag? Pity I can't see it from up here

Donald Trump has a giant flag? Pity I can't see it from up here  Unimpressed Astronaut

So, Jesus walked on water? Cool story bro

So, Jesus walked on water? Cool story bro  Unimpressed Astronaut

shit! i left my lighter at home

shit! i left my lighter at home  Unimpressed Astronaut
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