Unimpressed Astronaut

You Smoked Weed? That's far out

You Smoked Weed? That's far out  Unimpressed Astronaut

CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST? THAT'S CUTE

CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST? THAT'S CUTE  Unimpressed Astronaut

your car can go 1000km on a single tank of gas? my rocket does 384,000

your car can go 1000km on a single tank of gas? my rocket does 384,000  Unimpressed Astronaut

You're giving up facebook for lent? I can almost feel your pain

You're giving up facebook for lent? I can almost feel your pain  Unimpressed Astronaut

Sailed around the world, did you? How long did that take?

Sailed around the world, did you? How long did that take?  Unimpressed Astronaut

"You wouldn't believe where I'm calling you from." No, you wouldn't believe where I'm answering from.

You graduated college That's nice I have Five PHDs

You graduated college That's nice
I have Five PHDs  Unimpressed Astronaut

Four stars Expedia is full of shit

Four stars  Expedia is full of shit  Unimpressed Astronaut

You chose ivy league engineering over purdue? scoreboard

You chose ivy league engineering over purdue? scoreboard  Unimpressed Astronaut

So, Jesus walked on water? we went to the Moon

So, Jesus walked on water? we went to the Moon  Unimpressed Astronaut
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