Unimpressed Astronaut

Oh word? You taught english abroad? cool story bro

Oh word?  You taught english abroad? cool story bro  Unimpressed Astronaut

you 're meme got featured? you must be so proud

you 're meme got featured? you must be so proud  Unimpressed Astronaut

So you play golf? me too

So you play golf? me too  Unimpressed Astronaut

You made a meme? That's nice.

You made a meme? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

It's hot enough to boil water, there's nothing to breathe, we're all alone and there's nobody to save our ass. How's that Powerpoint presentation coming along?

It's hot enough to boil water, there's nothing to breathe, we're all alone and there's nobody to save our ass. How's that Powerpoint presentation coming along?  Unimpressed Astronaut

Got to the front page of reddit? I've been there 8 times.

Got to the front page of reddit? I've been there 8 times.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You soared to the front page of reddit? It must be pretty nice up there

You soared to the front page of reddit? It must be pretty nice up there  Unimpressed Astronaut

You went indoor skydiving? That's cute.

You went indoor skydiving? That's cute.  Unimpressed Astronaut

You watched a launch from the Cape? That's nice.

You watched a launch from the Cape? That's nice.  Unimpressed Astronaut

So, Jesus walked on water? That's cool too I guess.

So, Jesus walked on water? That's cool too I guess.  Unimpressed Astronaut
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