Underly Attached Girlfriend

Poached egg? You know I hate them. We're through.

Poached egg? You know I hate them.  We're through. 
  Underly Attached Girlfriend

Threesome? Sure, I'll you know how it goes

Threesome? Sure, I'll you know how it goes  Underly Attached Girlfriend

Sees you with another girl doesn't recognize you

Sees you with another girl doesn't recognize you  Underly Attached Girlfriend

I LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN IN AN "APPRECIATING SENSE", BUT TO ME THAT MEANS I WANT TO DANGLE A RAIL OF METH IN FRONT OF HER FACE, TAKE HER BACK TO THE MOTEL SIX FOR A NIGHT OF DRUG-CRAZED HORROR-FUCKING AND WRAP IT UP BY KNOCKING THE WHACK-JOB OUT WITH CHLOROFO

I LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN IN AN

Oh, you want to wear a condom? That'll take too long and I'd never spawn children anyway.

Oh, you want to wear a condom? That'll take too long and I'd never spawn children anyway.   Underly Attached Girlfriend

We dated for two months then broke up? That's fine I'll just go for your best friend.

We dated for two months then broke up? That's fine I'll just go for your best friend.  Underly Attached Girlfriend

its our our anniversary? i have plans today

its our our anniversary? i have plans today  Underly Attached Girlfriend
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